23, Glasgow, builds bridges on golf courses.
I really like bluegrass and being outside.
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you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
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#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy F*** I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shi* I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the F*** Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well F*** Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
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I LITERALLY AM WHEEZING RIGHT NOW
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- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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Fuck that shit.
What a load of pigeon shit.
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IDGAF Russian Grandma - Eurovision 2012
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a page in my sisters diary
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The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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